ʻAe, ʻaʻohe naʻaupō o kēia kaikamahine lauoho ʻeleʻele, he ʻīwī nui kāna. ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻokomo i kekahi o ia mau mea i loko o kou waha. Pono pono i kahi wehe hohonu. A ʻaʻole ʻino loa kāna keikikāne. Loaʻa iā ia kāna hoki e like me ka lua maʻamau. I kēia manawa aia kahi kaʻaahi e komo mai ana.
Pono kēlā me kēia kaikamahine i ka poʻe e mahalo i kona nani, e nānā iā ia e like me ka pipi, e hoʻohana i kāna mau leʻaleʻa. Akā, ʻo ka hū ʻana ma hope ona a i ʻole ka hahau ʻana i ka muffin he mea hōʻino i kona ʻano wahine. No laila, hāʻule ʻo ia i kahi negro me kahi phallus nui. ʻO ka mua, e hoʻi hou i kāna keikikāne no ka hōʻole ʻana iā ia, a ʻo ka lua, e hoʻokuʻu i ke kāne ʻē aʻe me kāna pume. Manaʻo ʻoe ua minamina lākou no ka hohola ʻana i ko lākou mau wāwae? ʻAe, pono nā kaikamāhine i nā ʻano like ʻole - a ʻo ka luuluu ka mea e ʻelemakule ai lākou. ʻO ka ʻōpio ka mea nui loa iā lākou!
He lāʻau ʻo Joss Lescaf, ʻaʻole hiki i nā mea a pau ke mālama. Akā ʻaʻole hiki ke kāhāhā i kēia hoa ʻulaʻula i ka moa mānoanoa, maʻalahi ke kiʻi ʻana i kēlā lāʻau i loko o kona lua.