Manaʻo wau ua mamao loa ke kāne mai kahi paionia, hilinaʻi nui ka hoaaloha i ka anus! Manaʻo ia e like me ka nui o ka ʻike a me ka hana maʻamau. Ua hauʻoli paha ʻo ia i kona komo ʻana i kahi anus i hoʻomohala maikaʻi ʻia, ʻaʻole pono ʻo ia e kamaʻilio i kāna hoaaloha i ia mea!
Laki no ke kanaka - i kēia manawa ua hele ʻo ia mai kahi wanker i kahi lio. ʻO ia, ma ke ʻano he wahine, mahalo ʻo ia i kona hanohano, a ma ke ʻano he uʻi, ʻaʻole hiki iā ia ke pale aku i ka hoʻowalewale e lawe i kāna pepa i loko o kona waha. I kēia manawa, e hahau ana ʻo ia i kona mama i kēlā me kēia lā, a e lawe ana ʻo ia i kāna ʻū ma kona papalina. Hauʻoli lā!
E nā keikikāne, ʻo wai ka mea makemake e hoʻopaʻa iaʻu?