Nui ka mea hoʻonaninani, ke haʻi aku nei au iā ʻoe, ʻo nā lako kahiko wale nō ke kūpono! A ʻo nā kaikamahine ʻōpio he ʻuʻuku. ʻAʻole wale lākou e hele wāwae ʻaʻahu ʻole, ua ʻauheʻe lākou iā Pāpā. No kēlā ʻano hana, pono e hoʻopaʻa ʻia lāua ʻelua i ka anus. Minamina ka ʻelemakule momona ʻaʻole i loaʻa ka ikaika e hana ai!
Laki no kēlā mau keiki kāne makua nona nā makuahine ke nānā aku i ka ʻōpio a me ke ʻano wahine a hiki iā lākou ke aʻo akamai i nā haʻawina aloha, ʻoiai inā ua ʻaʻahu ʻia ka makuahine i ka ʻaʻahu maʻamau a me nā kāmaʻa, ʻaʻole nā kāmaʻa, ʻoi aku ka hilinaʻi o ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni.
Manaʻoʻo Blondie iā Santa Claus - ʻo wai ka mea e lawe mai i kahi kikoʻī no $100 ma kahi reindeer? A no ka hoʻomaikaʻi ʻana iā ia, hiki iā ʻoe ke noʻonoʻo, makemake ʻo ia e like me kahi wahine ʻo New Year's Eve! Inā ʻo wau ʻo ia, ʻaʻole wau e ʻōlelo ʻole - a no kaʻu mau kālā pū kekahi. No laila ua hana ʻo ia i kona waha no ka nui o ka nui! A manuahi ka ʻai ma ke alelo!
Pehea e hoʻololi ai i ka maikaʻi