He kumuhana momona nā kauka a me kā lākou poʻe maʻi, ʻoiai inā loaʻa i ke kauka ka penis e like me ka nui o ka ʻōpeʻa maikaʻi, a ʻo ka mea maʻi me he mea lā ua haʻalele ʻo ia i ka catwalk hoʻohālike. Maikaʻi nō hoʻi kā lākou noʻonoʻo, ʻaʻole lākou i kaupalena iā lākou iho i ko lākou makemake. Eia nō naʻe, ʻaʻole i loaʻa ka moe maikaʻi ʻelua i ka manawa lōʻihi, no laila e hoʻomake nui lākou i kekahi i kekahi. Akā i kēia manawa e loaʻa iā lākou kahi mea e hoʻomanaʻo ai!
Hiki i nā kaikuahine hauʻoli ke hauʻoli pū i ko lākou kaikunāne hānai. A ʻo kāu mea e hana ai, ʻo ka holoi ʻana i kona kua. A ʻo ka mea i loaʻa iā ia ka horny a hoʻokomo i loko o lāua ʻelua he bonus maikaʻi wale nō. He mea hanohano no ke kaikunane ka hookani ana ma ka waha hamama o kona mau kaikuahine kuko.
E Elvira, he aha kāu makemake hou i ka moekolohe?