ʻO wai ka mea i kanalua! ʻAe, ua pulu nā lehelehe o kēia kumu hoʻohālike keʻokeʻo no ka manawa lōʻihi - ua kiʻekiʻe ʻo ia i ka manaʻo e lawe i kona poʻo i loko o kona waha. Ua ʻohi maoli ʻo ia iā ia i ka wā pana! Ua manaʻo ʻoe ʻaʻole ʻo ia i manaʻo? ʻAʻole ʻo ia i hana! Hiki iā ʻoe ke haʻi mai iā ia ʻo ke kālā a me nā dicks kona nāwaliwali nui loa. Akā, pono ʻoe e laka i nā puka ke kuʻi ʻoe i ka moa. Whoo-ha-ha!!!
Paʻakikī mau ka manawa mua. ʻO ka blonde me kāna mau nīnau i hoʻāla i kāna hoaaloha a hāʻawi ʻo ia e hoʻāʻo i ka moekolohe me kahi kaikamahine. A moe malū ʻo ia no ia mea, no laila ʻaʻole paʻakikī loa kēia hana iā ia. Ke aloha nā kaikamāhine i kekahi i kekahi, paʻakikī ke kāne e like me kāna hana iā ia iho me lākou. Hauʻoli nā kaikamāhine i hana. He wela loa kēlā!
¶ Aloha, makemake wau e hoʻopaʻa iā lākou ¶¶