ʻO ka hoʻomaka maikaʻi o ka lewa ʻohana, nani loa nā kaikuahine a aia wale nō kahi ʻuhane Kalikimaka i ka lewa. Ua hoʻonohonoho pono ʻia ʻo Grandpa, eia ua wehe ʻia nā kaikamahine, a ke hoʻonohonoho nei ʻo ia i nā mea ma ka papaʻaina. Ua ʻelemakule paha ʻo Pāpā, akā he nui ka pauda i loko o kāna mau pauda. ʻAʻole hiki i kēlā me kēia kanaka ke hoʻokō i ʻelua, akā maʻalahi kēia kanaka a me ke kānalua ʻole. Ua māʻona nā mea a pau i ka hopena i waiho ʻia, me he mea lā ua holo maikaʻi.
Paʻa ka anal a maopopo ʻaʻole i hoʻopaʻa ʻia, akā ua maopopo loa ka hana mua. A e pili ana hoʻi i ka omo ʻana i ka dick, ʻaʻole hewa ka wahine! Lede maikaʻi no ka hoʻohana ʻana i ka home.... akā ʻaʻole wau e ʻōlelo e haʻalele iā ia wale nō no ka manawa lōʻihi a hele i nā huakaʻi ʻoihana.
ʻO ka hoki nani a ʻoluʻolu hoʻi!-ʻo nā hoki a me ka puʻu pū kekahi - ʻoi aku ka ʻono o ka puka anus ma mua o ka puʻu!